Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Same Old Story?

 


George Santos memes showing up on social media make me smile. While folks like Mr. Santos used to get laughed off the public stage, these days Walter Mitty-like behavior seems to have become de rigueur among a certain segment of our population.  But come to think of it, Walter Mitty (the fictional creation of James Thurber) was a daydreamer rather than an imposter.

Santos has been caught in outright  lies about his background since he won a seat in the House of Representatives. He claimed his mother died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks, but there is no evidence she was even in the U.S. during the attack. He has falsely claimed he was Jewish and his grandmother was a Holocaust victim, that he worked on Wall Street and he embroidered (lied about) his educational background. 

Remember the 1960s movie "The Great Imposter"? That film, starring Tony Curtis, was said to be based on the life of one Fernando Waldo Demara. 

At times in his life (he died at the age of 60 in 1982), Demara lived as a Trappist monk, a doctor of psychology, dean of philosophy at a small college in Pennsylvania (Gannon College in Erie), a law student, a zoology graduate, a career researcher, a teacher at a junior college in Maine, a surgeon in the Royal Canadian Army, assistant warden at a Texas prison and a teacher in a Maine village. He often borrowed the names and credentials of living people. He faced charges of fraud, forgery, theft, embezzlement, resisting arrest, vagrancy and public drunkenness.

Plug con artist into a Google search and you'll be rewarded with tales of famous - or infamous - tricksters such as Charles Ponzi, Elizabeth Holmes, Bernie Madoff and scores more. These days, the newest con artists mount"social engineering attacks" to prey on unsuspecting targets over the internet. The perpetrators might pretend to be your boss, your friends, your grandchildren, someone from Microsoft. But no matter who they're pretending to be, their motivation is to separate you from your data or your money!

My newspaperman grandfather wrote this about a fellow who was pretending to be someone he wasn't. 

"Let's see now. We mentioned an occasional 'stinker,' didn't we?

"Once in a while one comes our way. Met one last week. He introduced himself as a big shot.

"He told this writer, 'I'm Hal M. Harrison. I write Life Afield for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette.

"The fellow did not look like a newspaperman. He did not talk like one. He carried a camera but it was a small cheap instrument, not the kind used by men who take pictures for newspapers.

"The writer thought he was one of those exceptions, but added two and two and it did not make four. The alleged columnist was coming back next day. He did not.

"It kinda bothered us so we called Hal Harrison in Pittsburgh. Nope, he had not been in Potter County. He remarked, 'Hell's bells, I haven't been out of the house in three days!'

"The genial Hal was as much puzzled as were we. He'd kinda like to know who is doing the impersonating act.

"The bogus Hal reminds us of a story of a local man. The story is told that at a good hotel away from home he registered as Dr. So-and-So. He was enjoying the masquerade when there was an emergency call for a physician. Immediately they paged Dr. So-and-So.

"When found, he graciously explained that he was sorry but his title came from Ph.D, not M.D. That let him out of a tight hole.

"The uncouth 'Hal' better polish up on newspapering or cut it out. Otherwise he is in for embarrassment and he may face a charge of giving false information to the press. Thirty days in jail might bring the poor dumb guy to his senses – if any."



Thursday, January 12, 2023

Water

"Water flows from high in the mountains,
Water runs deep in the earth
Miraculously water comes to us, and sustains all life."

Thich Nhat Hanh


Montezuma Well in Arizona*
December 2022


Nine Mile Valley
Potter County, Pennsylvania
January 2023


*Read more about Montezuma Well here.




Friday, January 6, 2023

A Visit From The King?

Sometimes one comes upon little bits of information in old newspapers that takes one on a journey to discover more. For example, this bit in a Potter Enterprise from early June in 1939, written by my grandfather in his weekly column.

"Got within 17 miles of the King and Queen of England early this morning. That's the nearest we expect to get to their royal highnesses. They passed through Port Allegany. We rested in the arms of Morpheus."

I turned first to my 99-year-old mother (daughter of the scribe referenced above) who had no recollection of this visit, though she would have been 15 years old at the time. Anglophile/Librarian Teri McDowell, herself a resident of Port Allegany these days, also drew a blank. However, both remembered that the President Roosevelt served hot dogs to the King and Queen on that visit and indeed, it's true!

From the FDR Library and Museum website:

"Even more relaxing and informal was the following day's event - a picnic. FDR brought the couple to his new hilltop retreat, Top Cottage, on the eastern portion of his estate for an old-fashioned, American-style picnic. Much to the horror of FDR's mother Sara Roosevelt, the King and Queen of England were served hot dogs on the front porch of the cottage. Although the press made a great deal about the hot dogs (the picnic made the front page of the New York Times), the menu also included more delicate fare fit for a King and Queen."


More research led me to these gems: An announcement of the impending royal visit appeared in The Potter Enterprise several months before it happened.


It turns out that 2,000 turned out to observe the train as it stopped for water in Port Allegany at 1:00 a.m.




The train carrying the British Royalty passed through this area in the dark of night and a few local state policemen were called to stand guard.


Now I am wondering if there is anyone alive who remembers standing to watch the royal cars lumber by on the railroad tracks in northern Pennsylvania deep in the darkness of a June night.

Genetics

 My maternal grandmother, known to all of her grandchildren as Danny and to her friends as Steve, had a thing about revealing her age. That,...